bratty_one

bhoadley@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:45:04 GMT

I'm adopting a little girl.

I blame Tampa and Liam.

bhoadley@gmail.com — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:29:58 GMT

I'm having nightmares of small children and lovers being on fire.

That's never (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:12:13 GMT

I was just getting used to this city not feeling like a bad horror movie -- bad (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:06:10 GMT

People really can be a bit slow sometimes.

Liam, I love you. You've got me fo (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:16:49 GMT

I Married My Stalker.

I think that sounds like an article just waiting to be wr (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:15:14 GMT

I am coming out publically on Janurary 1st. I have no idea how the news will be (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:10:36 GMT

I may never walk again. I certainly won't be leaving the apartment until the br (Read more ...)

Third Person, Closed.

bhoadley@gmail.com — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:15:31 GMT

Brian was, by nature, something of a loner. He never had been, and never would (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:23:35 GMT

If you ask me for an autograph and don't specifiy what you would like it on, I w (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:50:30 GMT

Why do people find shaved pubic hair a turn on?

Third Person, Narrative

bhoadley@gmail.com — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:53:47 GMT

Brian was waiting.

Without knowing what he was waiting for, or even realizing t (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:41:18 GMT

Yes.

I have the memories of a fictional character.
That fictional character wa (Read more ...)

Third Person, Closed

bhoadley@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:12:22 GMT

Brian bitched a lot about the heat and sun in Tampa. He bitched, but he bitched (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:44:27 GMT

Someone needs to smack the shit out of Tampa. There's no reason that Pride shou (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:55:28 GMT

I am going to New York in the morning, for a signing. I'll be back in ten days, (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:39:27 GMT

I hate this city.

I don't like heat, humidity, or the sun.

Yet, here I am.
(Read more ...)

Third Person, Closed

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:12:11 GMT

He would have been perfectly happy, if he hadn't woke up to a screaming, snarlin (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:48:13 GMT

Biting people - fetish, compulsion, or just plain unsanitary?

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:36:01 GMT

I think I'm going to get something pierced.

Third Person, Closed

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:41:07 GMT

There was very little that Tampa could throw that Brian could not, to some degre (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:47:55 GMT

Even my cat has started to look at me like I'm crazy. That can not possibly be (Read more ...)

Third Person, Plot

bhoadley@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:57:33 GMT

Brian woke from a very confusing dream about cheese, computer keyboards, (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:50:59 GMT

I'm bored and in need of a break. Would anyone like to be taken to lunch?

bhoadley@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:35:27 GMT

I'm sure everyone will be relieved to hear that Claudius is back home, none the (Read more ...)

bhoadley@gmail.com — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:28:45 GMT

I have no idea what happened yesterday, but apparently it involved my apartment (Read more ...)